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Student Teacher Jokes

 

Master: How Old is ur father? 
Pappu: As old as I am. 
Master: How is it possible? 
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

   
 
 

Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha: 

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta? 

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu. 

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai? 

Ladka: Ab bhago!

   
 
 

Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga? 

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega. 

   
 
 

Teacher ne bachon se kaha

“jab ham student they to bohat laiq they”

Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha

“Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”


   
 
  Guruji - Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar, bado aadmi ban jayego
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto
   
 
 

Teacher to student: 
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... 









Student: 
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....?

   
 
 

SIMPLE LOGIC 
Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'
Rajan: 'A camel.'
Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
VIkram: 'Another camel.'

   
 
 

Bubbli class mei gadha le aye

Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?

Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k
mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

   
 
 

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

   
 
 
Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye

Ramu to Teacher: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi

Teacher asked: Kanah gir gaye the or kaha lag gayi

Ramu said: Khat Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi
   
 
 
Teacher:Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!
Teacher:10 Raate,
Kaise?
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri
   
 
  Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
   
 
  Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he? Student:padhai me Teacher: wo kaise? Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..
   
 
  Teacher: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.” Student: He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.
   
 
  Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao? Student: Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga
   
 
 

Teacher:
She Is Kidding…

Translated In Hindi…

Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai

   
 
  Teacher in Class: Dehli min “Kutub Meenar” hai. A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks,What did I just say? Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.