| |
Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno
.Zindgi me kabhi bhi ..
Dettol Se Mat Nahana
.
.
Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai.
Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi
Chahte.!.! |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
.
.
Kya Bolu
.
.
Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye
.
pahla TV dekh rha he
.
dusra foolball khel rha he
.
aur
.
tisra
.
Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte ho
wo mil hi nhi ria hai... |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .* |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du.. |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
yu na kisi ke dil se khelo--- wah!wah! yu na kisi ke dil se khelo--- jab sms nahin karna hai to mobile bechke radio lelo. |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Kya musam aaya hai, hr tarf pani hi pani laya hai. Ek jaadu sa chhaya hai. Tum ghar se mat nikalna wrna log kahnge barsat hui nahi MEDAK nikal aaya hai. |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,," |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
adhu Baba ne arz Kiya hai -
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
.
Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha... |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Jb se mobile me hanuman chalisha download ki hai, tb se aapke msg aane band ho gye hain...sach hai ki
'Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave..." |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Main rah dekh kar thak gaya apka 1 sms bhi nahi aata socha main hi kyun sms kar lu kyunki hum tumse pyaar karte hai aur tum to sirf paise se pyaar karte ho sale kanjush...... |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Chote log"PAISE" ki bat
krte h
Bade log"TIME"ki bat
krte h
MAHAN log"BAT" hi nhi krte,
Woh sirf"SMS" krte h,
gande log sirf padhte h,
or muskurate hai.
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Aaj international Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo apki nazar me Smart hai.
.
Imandari se bhejna
.
Meri tarah "MAZAK" mat karna.
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Jo dil me hai usko jataye rahna, jise chahte ho usko bataye rahna. Nahi to, nahi to, nahi to kya? Nahi to uski shadi me tent aur kursi sajate rahna. |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Tbyt thik nhi thi Tantrik ko dikhaya , usne kaha 2m par bhoot ka saya h kisi papi ko sms kro thik ho jaoge,
sms krte hi achcha feel ho rha h. |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Na Moh Na Maya he,
kya saara aalas tumhe hi aya he?
Hame Bhi MSG Kar liya karo Beta
.
.
.
Mummi Papa ne Mobile Sirf ''GIRL FRIEND" K liye nhi dilwaya he.. |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
GABBAR-are o sambha SMS pdhne wala sundr h ya bndar...
SAMBHA-Sarkr agr rply kiya to sundr h,nahi kiya to bandar hai...abhi pata chal jayega..!izzat ka sawal h. |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Chm Chm Karti Chandni Tim Tim Krte Tare
Chm Chm Karti Chandni Tim Tim Krte Tare
Koi B SMS Nahi Krta 'Besharam' Ho Gaye Sare |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Darna hai to Aahat dekho.
Rona hai to Balika Vadhu dekho.
Nachna hai to Dance India Dance dekho.
Aur hasna hai to
Shisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Humko yun Pagal banana chod do.
Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do.
Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar.
ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do. |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
Hamare sms se log samjhte hai ki,
hume aadat hai paise udaane ki,
lekin wo nadaan kya samjhe ki,
Yeh b 1 ada hai KANJOOSO ko sharam dilaane ki... |
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
