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Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born. |
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Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:
Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago! |
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Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?
Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega. |
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Teacher ne bachon se kaha
“jab ham student they to bohat laiq they”
Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha
“Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”
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Guruji - Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar, bado aadmi ban jayego
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto |
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Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....? |
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SIMPLE LOGIC
Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'
Rajan: 'A camel.'
Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
VIkram: 'Another camel.' |
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Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
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mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu |
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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
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Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye
Ramu to Teacher: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi
Teacher asked: Kanah gir gaye the or kaha lag gayi
Ramu said: Khat Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi |
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Teacher:Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!
Teacher:10 Raate,
Kaise?
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri |
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.. |
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Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he? Student:padhai me Teacher: wo kaise? Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he.. |
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Teacher: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.” Student: He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan. |
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Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao? Student: Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga |
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Teacher:
She Is Kidding…
Translated In Hindi…
Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai |
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Teacher in Class: Dehli min “Kutub Meenar” hai. A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks,What did I just say? Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai. |
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