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Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.. |
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[after marriage]
Santa-oye, bhabi ka kya nam hai?
banta-google kaur!
santa-aisa kyu?
banta-sawal ek oucho jawab 10 milta hai. |
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Boy-I Love u
Girl ne boy se pucha main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge
Boy- khushi se mar jaaunga
Girl- ja pagle nahi kehti
JEE Le apni zindgi... |
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ADVOCATE KI Biwi:Aap T.V aur Freez Kab Laoge?
ADVOCATE:Court Me Talak Ka 1Case H
Wo Solve Hote Hi Unka Ghar Ujdega aur T.V Freez Aa Jyega
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Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday |
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PINKY: Ye Tumhe Kya Sujh Gaya Ki..
Tumne Kutta Paal Liya?
PADOSAN:Taaki Logo Ko Pata Na Chal Sake Ki..
Kaun Bhauk Raha Hai. |
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Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
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"ULLU K PATHE"
HERO mat bn
Sweater Pehen Le Sale Mar Thand Lag jau gi. |
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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he? |
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Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi |
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Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha. |
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Baby: Mammi mai jab bathroom karne gai to bathroom ki light apane aap jal gai.
Mammi: Batmise aaj tu fir se frize par mut aai. |
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Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane? |
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ek pregnent lady ko uska pati mc.donalds le ja raha tha tabhi saath wale ne pucha bhai hospital ki jagah ise mc.donalds kyo le jaa raha hai. pati bola able waha se free home delevery hoti hai. |
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Kanjus-KajuKatli Aur Lijiye Na
Mehman-Nai Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hu
Kanjus-Li To Apne Waise 6 He,Lekin Kher Yaha Kaun Gin Raha He. |
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1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set
Dia.
Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Ki Keemat Kia H
Chor:Teen Sal ki Qaid |
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Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to Hum Ladko ko Bhot Fayda hoga.
?
Kyuki Ladkio ko ye aawaz lagani Hogi-
Pappi to le lo
Pappi to le lo |
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Punjab Police ka jalwa...
Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..
Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai.. |
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Chintu Samose wale se bola:- ae. tumhare samose se ladki ka baal nikla..
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samose wala :- abe! 5rs.ke samose me puri ladki niklegi kya? |
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1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara intni taiz mat chalana. |
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Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu |
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Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena. |
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