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Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!. |
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Jatt Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
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Jatt Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai. |
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Jatt:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Baniya:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Jatt:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena…. |
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Jatt: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Jatt : LIMOO PANI Me..!
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Jatt In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”
Jatt : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer |
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Jatt’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..
Jatt saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
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“New Father” |
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Jatt Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” |
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Jatt Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Jatt:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy. |
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Jatt saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air |
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Jatt : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! |
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Jatt on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Jatt: No this is her husband speaking‚¦ |
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Jatt: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Jatt: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. |
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Jatt k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Jatt ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Jatt ki patni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai. |
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1baar Jatt paise jama krne Bank gya
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Jatt-Me apne Accont me jama kr raha hu, fata hua karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?... |
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Dulhan Andhe Jatt Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte
Jatt=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete. |
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Girl (romantically) to Jatt: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Jatt: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Jatt! |
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Jatt-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Jatt-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai |
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Jatt Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
Dost-Kitne Runs Banae
Jatt-Century Hone Me 100 Runs Baqi The
Mai Out Ho Gya |
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Dost-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factory
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
Jatt-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hi
nahi mil raha |
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TEACHER to Jatt:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Jatt-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo.. |
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Patni Gusse Me- Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Jatt- Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu |
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